buttdeath:

I love the beneful dog food commercials because the guys talking to his dog like “its got a ton of nutrients to support bone strength!” and the dogs just staring at him like “haha im a fucking dog, sick”

yungfeminist:

*disdainful white parent voice* kids these days and their…inability to sit quietly and cooperate as a cog in the gas guzzling white supremacist capitalist ableist heteropatriarchal machine we’ve designed for them…and their rap songs

misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cyclonemetal:

"well, it seems we are at an impasse."

"so we are. carry on, cat"

"same to you, bird."

"NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY"

(Source: sizvideos)

write drunk. edit drunk. give writing advice drunk. haha can you pass me that shot glass bro.

ernest hemingway probably (via autobibliography)

(Source: batmansymbol)

cosmopolitanchick:

If you claim to be an activist and say “it’s not my job to educate you” then you’re a pretty terrible activist. the point of activism is to advocate for your cause, spread information and try to get people to understand your goals. If you refuse to even help people understand, then you’re a pretty terrible activist and will probably turn people off of your cause.

(Source: cosmicallycosmopolitan)

feministdisney:

some words from the Worst Muse, on twitter. Might be a good resource of (anti) advice for aspiring writers ;)